COOKLYN - Synopsis COOKLYN is a half-hour cooking show, sort of. It’s more like a bunch of drunks trying to make a cooking show. The cooking show thing is sort of a ruse to drink, travel, cook, explore, get into trouble, and just talk to normal people about food. But a lot of the time normal people are dull, which is why God created movie stars. Each week our dysfunctional cast and crew will be joined by one of cinema’s many Brooklyn derived luminaries, who can show us around the old neighborhood, guide us to the freshest mozzarella, and point out any brothels we may have missed. No animals were harmed in the making of the pilot, except for the bunny we had slaughtered at a Halal live animal place. In the first episode you learn how to make rabbit risotto.